Hello World, it's official... I am now a "blogger." Whew, even typing my new identity gives me a weird nerdy sensation or a haunting flashback to the days of Myspace when blogs were used by overly emotional kids to express how awful their prepubescent lives were. I am a little more than reluctant to join the blogging world but due to my close friend and professor at the glorious Gainesville State College, I have found that it is not an option.. but rather a lifeline for my poor HOPE scholarship! Besides all of my lovely stereotypes pertaining to blogs, the only one I've ever actively read belongs to my friend Anna-Grace and is in fact genius. Sadly people, I don't think my life is nearly as entertaining as hers, nor is my personality as witty but I will try my best not to make anyone suicidal from my entries. PS: (And this is a very important PS..) My grade only gets better with the more interaction and followers I have.. I'm not one to bribe but this may be a worthy time and place so start hitting me with your demands. With all of that being said and done, it's 2:10 on a Saturday night and I'm currently listening to the Allman Brothers and drinking hot cocoa sooo hopefully everyone had a night filled with a little more excitement than mine. I'm seeing a jog in the rain (aka heaven) and a warm comfy bed in my near future and hopefully I will dream of things much more interesting than my life to tell you about tomorrow! Sweet dreams strangers :)
God, I can't help but feel like you've forgotten to send any baby musicians with the stork in eh.. two or three decades. As much as I love screaming "Waka Flocka Flame" after one too many beers or teaching fellow pedestrians how to dougie, this is feeling a little unfair. Maybe this blog will inspire you to shoot another Gregg Allman or Bob Marley our way? Fingers crossed.

you ARE witty. and quite entertaining. way more cooler online malia. wayyy
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