KOWABUNGA

My life can not and should no longer be taken seriously. This is honestly the only mature conclusion I can come to at this point. I can't write a blog more than once a week because being a big kid and going to work all day drains every ounce of energy from me and on the weekends, well.. you wouldn't want to read that blog. Regardless of how embarrassing my life is 99% of the time, I will admit it makes for good entertainment. If I entertain myself, I hope I entertain other people at least half that much. The only problem I can find lately is that I've been meeting a lot of new people and probably not giving off the best first impressions. Sometimes I feel like I confuse myself with a 300 pound man and therefore begin drinking in order to get that big ole' dude hammered... but then it all comes crashing down that I'm a relatively normal sized little college student and BAM---too late. While these misgivings about my height/weight/drinking capacity, etc. can cause problems the mornings after all of my big adventures, they sure do make for some damn good nights. While this particular Friday was unveiled by spending $60 at Spencers on Ninja Turtle clothing and accessories, it definitely proved to be worth it. Getting to ask the lady at waffle house to fill up our bedazzled turtle goblets was fun, getting to hear people shout out "NINJA TURTLE" at our very obvious "ninja turtle" outfits got annoying.. but having the whole weekend captured on film, priceless. 

Thankfully for me, Danielle thought to record me at my finest points in the night. Favorite quotes would have to be:

"Hannah, your shower curtain looks like a Widespread Panic concert.. and I don't like it." (mixed in with "It's ugly" and "It's like a bunch of Amazon People"---all said in different variations of a man voice & three year old girl)

"Why is my head so heavy? It's so big." (only funny if you know how big my head really is)

---On a side note, my truly favorite quotes are not blog appropriate but so funny I really wish they were.

After drinking like my overweight, manly counterpart & working a 9 AM shift on the verge of death, my weekend ended with a fabulous trip to 6 Flags with the Entourage girls. Our boss agreed to pay for us if we dressed up but after realizing how badass we were as Ninja Turtles, we will probably volunteer these costumes over and over.. and over again! Highlight of the day: having a girl challenge me to fight while in line at Papa Johns. ONLY ME... ONLY, ME.